28 April 2006

A Surfeit of Squirrels (4)

Me: What’s that you’re humming?
Squirrel: Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh
Me: What is it? It’s really annoying.
Squirrel: Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh
Squirre 2: Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh
Squirrel 1: Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh
Me: Stop it. I’m trying to read.
Squirrels 1 and 2: Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh
Squirrel 3: Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh
Me: Excuse me, could all of you get down off that fence, you’ll break it.
Squirrel 64: Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh
Squirrels 1 – 137: Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh
ME: Pack it in now, will you? What is it anyway?
Squirrels 1- 3,793: Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh
Me; Oh my god. That’s the Imperial March isn’t it?
Squirrels 1- 3,793: Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh
Me: Are you trying to intimidate me?
Squirrels 1- 3,793: Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh
Me: Go on, get out of it!
Squirrels 1- 3,793: Du-du-du-du-da-da duuuu-duh

(pause)

Me: Okay, what do you what?
Squirrel 248: We want your flat.
Me: No way.
Squirrels 1- 6,812: Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh, Du-du-du-du-da duuuu-duh

They’re still out there now. With their evil Dark Lord Theme. Thousands and thousands of squirrels.

I don’t know what to do. I might give them the flat. They can't have the dishwasher though. No way.

4 comments:

tablefootball, yeah said...

Give them the flat. Or feed them, give them nuts. It is 1.03 in the morning. I obviously have nothing better to do.

crispy said...

feed the squirrel
grizzle chips
its the only way
sadden them
then
when thet cry
fry them
in batter

Minx said...

This could be the start of something BIG....I think!!!

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