26 April 2006

Quote of the day

Mr Williams told the Mirror: "I feel sick. I can't believe the woman I wanted to marry has slept with John Prescott."

I'm with you; Barrie Williams, aged 46, lorry driver of Bordon, Hampshire. I have vomited on your behalf several times today. Then when you went on to describe Potato in human form Prescott as one of the most powerful men in the UK, I got all worried for you. Its obviously been a terrible strain and you've become horribly confused. Shock does that to a man, you know.

6 comments:

Mops said...

I think Charles Clarke leaked this story to the evil liberal media.

Froosh Bamboo said...

I hope Charles, John and the lad Jack aren't doing some bizarre competitive re-enactment of that horrible advert with Ben Affleck and his clicky lady counter thingy. This comment was a good idea when I started.

Ponty said...

Lynx Click?

Froosh Bamboo said...

That's the fella.

You're pants at table football said...

Whenever John Prescott is mentioned I get Les Dawson flashing across my brain. The same way that Iranian prime minister bloke makes me think "Have you got your dinner money?"

crispy said...

if we all thought together for
at least 2 seconds
u think
we
could
shrink john
to the size
of Dr ruth